Words, Words, Words

"Finally my father yielded, although it was agreed that Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior must don a special shirt that Father would have fabricated, which would say: OFFICIOUS SEEING-EYE BITCH OF HERITAGE TOURING.
This was so she would appear professional."

Everything is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer



November 4
jewdar: lemonlove: ryandoescomedy:tnkcmndr: I did the exact same thing, man. Father with beard whole life - lifetime of beard = scariest moment of my life dalasverdugo:thommy: My daughter is pissed that I shaved. Aw, that is some adorable anger! Oh man. My sister and I did this hard core. We sat outside the bathroom screaming and crying while he shaved. He grew his beard back pretty soon after. I’m wiling to bet that if he shaved again now, my sister would still cry. My dad shaved his moustache off while my Mom and sister were in Africa for six weeks. When he met them coming home my sister didn’t recognize him! My life when my father shaves his beard. Once my dad shaved his beard and I cried at the site of him.

jewdar:

lemonlove:

ryandoescomedy:tnkcmndr:

I did the exact same thing, man.

Father with beard whole life - lifetime of beard = scariest moment of my life

dalasverdugo:thommy:

My daughter is pissed that I shaved.

Aw, that is some adorable anger!

Oh man. My sister and I did this hard core. We sat outside the bathroom screaming and crying while he shaved.

He grew his beard back pretty soon after.

I’m wiling to bet that if he shaved again now, my sister would still cry.

My dad shaved his moustache off while my Mom and sister were in Africa for six weeks. When he met them coming home my sister didn’t recognize him!

My life when my father shaves his beard.

Once my dad shaved his beard and I cried at the site of him.